May 2013
rockpapertheodore:
pan2dapan:
cerberusdad:
i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie
oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
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failedblackwoman:
IDK how casting Bagels Cucumbers as Khan isn’t disrespectful to Gene Roddenberry tbh.
That man fought networks tooth and nail to have people of different races on his show. He fought long and hard to have an interracial kiss on TV.
My grandmother does not like…
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overwhelmed-with-fandoms:
Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
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avengerstimeforme:
[MUFFLED SOUNDS OF CONFUSED AMERICANS IN THE DISTANCE]
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comealongpondd:
saminmytemple:
bananaspanner:
curiosity-inspired-the-kat:
buggerallthisforalark:
petition for the cast of horrible histories to be britain’s entry next year
yes.
that…that might work.
this needs to happen
PLEASE
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
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lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
pylade:
“i feed you my love” - lyrics by hannibal lecter
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assholedisney:
yo can we just take a second to talk about the gerenuk because I have just discovered them and they are my new favorite animals
like
look at that face, it’s so weird and squished and it looks permanently guilty? like it probably knows the launch codes but this lil fucker ain’t sayin shit
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A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
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i-live-for-glitter-not-you:
i-live-for-glitter-not-you
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
stOP
THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
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pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
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hardcore0emily:
HANNIBAL WANTING FRIENDS
HANNIBAL WANTING TO BE FRIENDS WITH WILL
HANNIBAL AND WILL IN THE LAST SCENE TOGETHER
HANNIBAL AND WILL
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tardis-in-purgatory:
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”
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dangerhamster:
carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu:
REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE
Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.
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happypottergamesdoctorwinchester:
thegirlwhocriedfoxface:
queencous:
there you see her
sitting there across the way
she don’t got a lot to say
but there’s something about her
and you don’t know why
but you’re dying to try
you wanna
address the fandom reference on the tshirt she’s wearing
this is the most pitiful website.
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amaeza:
untruc:
amaeza:
you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.
This is an “inability to respect women” problem.
Which is a male problem.
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princeowl:
hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
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twistingfortunes:
REMEMBER THE END?!?!
2014!FUTURE!CAS SAID THAT HE HAD NO POWERS BECAUSE THE ANGELS LEFT
“NO MATTER WHAT CHOICES YOU MAKE WHATEVER DETAILS YOU ALTER YOU WILL ALWAYS END UP HERE”
AHA
hAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA HELP
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edgebug:
Crowley lost someone once.
I’m not saying it was Aziraphale, but it was Aziraphale.
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winchestercodependency:
sonofabitchblog:
winchestercodependency:
kototyph:
sonofabitchblog:
Season Nine: The Winchesters’ Home For Wayward Angels
GIVE IT TO ME NOW
#CAS BRINGS THEM #IN TWOS AND THREES #’THIS IS GAMRIEL WE SERVED IN KUSH’ #THIS IS JIBRAIL HE WATCHES OVER THE CRIPPLED’ (via kototyph)
SAM RAIDS THE CLOSETS “I DON’T KNOW IF WE’VE GOT ENOUGH PLAID FOR ALL OF THESE”
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madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
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letssavetheuniverse:
opaleyeandaugurey:
letssavetheuniverse:
okay okay so apparently my ask has been malfunctioning
because a whole stack of stuff just came through and i’m extremely confused
anyway i haven’t been ignoring anyone intentionally
ahhh, i thought there might be something going on with that.
i don’t even know. the universe doesn’t want me to get massages. or something.
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listenpoly:
missbeatlegeorge:
I feel that Meryl Streep’s acting in “The Devil Wears Prada” was a good representation of how I feel in school:
when in the hallways:
when someone makes a big deal out of a poor test grade:
when I’m done presenting something in class and it gets awkwardly silent:
when I get a poor grade on a test:
when someone says something incredibly stupid:
when...
letssavetheuniverse:
okay okay so apparently my ask has been malfunctioning
because a whole stack of stuff just came through and i’m extremely confused
anyway i haven’t been ignoring anyone intentionally
ahhh, i thought there might be something going on with that.
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blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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